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JasonKaotic
Member Since: 18 Mar 2009
Last Active: Aug 6, 2015 02:36
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
It's-a You! Mario!
Personality Quizzes
You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Espresso Beans
Holiday 2009
Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Informed Consumer
Personality Quizzes
Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Tauren
Personality Quizzes
You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Feline Fatale
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Kyle Broflovski
Personality Quizzes
Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Purrfect
Quiz Awards
You're the cat's meow!