Member Since: 18 Mar 2009
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
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Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Personality QuizzesThe very definition of Nerd Power.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Warning to Others
Personality QuizzesYou might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Quiz AwardsAced the BioShock quiz
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
It's-a You! Mario!
Personality QuizzesYou want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
CommunityHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Holiday 2009Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.
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Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Face With A Name
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Make Yourself At Home
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CommunityHas linked their Steam account on their profile.
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesYou have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Personality QuizzesNot very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Personality QuizzesIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Personality QuizzesArticles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Personality QuizzesThere's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
The White Magic Girl
Personality QuizzesPure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Personality QuizzesYou might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
Personality QuizzesYou're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
CommunityHas added their PSN account to their profile.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesEarned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
CommunityHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality QuizzesBeing grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Follow the Light
Personality QuizzesEarned the "White Magic" Result
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz AwardsYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Personality QuizzesGo outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz AwardsCongratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Quiz AwardsWhen there's no more room in hell...
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012Who wasn't scared of that thing?
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012You are the scariest letter.
Personality QuizzesThe Force is strong with you.
I'm a Professional
Personality QuizzesNames are for friends, so I don't need one.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsYou may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Quiz AwardsI have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz AwardsYou've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Miracle of Goats
AwardsI wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesDude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
JimquisitionIs your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
JimquisitionIt's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Quiz AwardsYou're the cat's meow!