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Johnny Novgorod
Member Since: 9 Feb 2012
Last Active: Aug 26, 2020 16:39
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Godly Poster
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Over 15,000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 year minimum]
On Fire
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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Amazing Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!
Thread's Gone Gold
Community
Started a thread that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day
Post Went Silver
Community
Posted a response that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Diamond Quiz Taker
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Has completed 50 quizzes.
74 + 1 Quizzer
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Has completed 75 quizzes
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Real Ultimate Poster
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Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Now I Know My ABCs....
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Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Christmas Elf
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Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
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You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Mario!
Personality Quizzes
It's a-me Mario!
The Koopa King
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You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Ring-wraith
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They stole it from us. My precious.
Toasty
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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Weapon Master
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
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You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Ursula
Personality Quizzes
What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Space Zombie
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In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
Founder
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You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Undertow
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Earned the Undertow Vigor
Jules Winnfield
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With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
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Mein Führer! I can walk!
A wizard's best friend.
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You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Walker
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You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Chris Redfield
Personality Quizzes
You can't kill me!
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Dahl
Personality Quizzes
In the heat of battle, there are only two things you can count on: your gut, and your Dahl equipment.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
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You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Doomsday
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Life will go on, we will prevail.
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
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You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Space Baby
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I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
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You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Iron Monger
Personality Quizzes
We're iron mongers, we make weapons.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
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You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
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I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Powerpuff Badge
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Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Kenuichio Harada
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Silver Samurai result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
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"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Hustler-in-Chief
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For a cleaner, safer America to wreak havoc in. No Stripper Left Behind.
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Butcher
Personality Quizzes
And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand ... I simply am not there.
Best of the Best
Personality Quizzes
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
Eva Unit 01
Personality Quizzes
Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Dazzler
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I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Know Thine Escapists
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You bet I do!
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
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You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
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You sure know your cosplay!
Altair
Personality Quizzes
The original hashashin.
Neutral Batman
Personality Quizzes
It's a good tonic, altruism.
Best Buds Forever
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jak and Daxter result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
NES
Personality Quizzes
You rock the platformers.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Ring-winner
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You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz Awards
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Santa
Personality Quizzes
You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
Ultimate Badass
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Wolfenstein: The New Order, from MachineGames, in 2014.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Daryl Dixon Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Hey, choose your words more carefully.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Rhino
Personality Quizzes
"Nobody ever accused The Rhino of good manners."
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Loremaster
Quiz Awards
The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
Confused Simon
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I finished this.
Confused Spud
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What in the hell. This makes no sense.
I Voted Consistently!
Game of the Year 2014
You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.
Royal Blood of The Escapist
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Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]
Zootopia - Try Everything
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Nobody learns without getting it wrong!