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Kalezian
Member Since: 26 Jan 2009
Last Active: Jun 5, 2015 20:36
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Grenade
Holiday 2009
This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Valentine's Day (143)
Valentine's Day
1 letter, 4 letters, 3 letters....take a guess, give it to your special someone! :)
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Informed Consumer
Personality Quizzes
Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.
Observer
Personality Quizzes
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Dracula
Quiz Awards
Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
I Am Krogan!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Shiny!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Serenity result
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Vladof
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Ben King
Quiz Awards
Chief of Staff
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition