Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned the Nightwing result.

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Om nom nom nom!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You said this button does what?

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Both stylish and delicious.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has created a user profile.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Solo is for suckers

Has set an avatar.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Black Widow result

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Guns, guns and more guns!

When there's no more room in hell...

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

The Force is strong with you.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

And as the smoke clears, they will know their destruction came from a Maliwan weapon.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Thanks for voting!

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

Wakka wakka

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

Bodacious!

I finished this.

You know the scariest things ever imagined

It?s hard to just sit around knowing there?s someone out there that needs to be blown up