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KeyMaster45
Member Since: 16 Jun 2008
Last Active: Sep 4, 2014 04:35
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
“My Dear Corvo…”
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!
Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
1-Up
Holiday 2008
You've gained an extra life!
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Valentine's Day (TOO LEET)
Valentine's Day
This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Toy Magnets
Holiday 2009
They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Mount
WoW Timeline
You have earned your first mount.
Epic Mount
WoW Timeline
Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously
Flying Mount
WoW Timeline
I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
Level-capped
WoW Timeline
You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
The Kid
Personality Quizzes
You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.
A Ticket to the Spider-man Musical
Holiday 2010
Falling room only.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Giddyup Pony!!1
Awards
Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
Maid-a-Milking
Personality Quizzes
Got milk?
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
My Evil Pony
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.