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Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

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I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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