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Member Since: 27 Sep 2004
Last Active: Sep 10, 2019 04:44
Tech Team Member
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Keeping the hamsters running, one day at a time.
The Swiss-Army Chainsaw
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Patron Saint of Oppression
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Ask me about my banhammer
The Nefarious
Fable II
Does not play well with others. There are rumours that you eat only puppies and kittens.
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Beard Badge
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Quite the whiskered chap
Zombie Repellant
Holiday 2008
You can never have enough bullets. For when the undead come.
Lol... wut?
Community
You're craaaaaaaaazy!
Zombie Doll
Holiday 2010
It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Bobblehead
Holiday 2008
This one gives you +1 awesomeness
Grenade
Holiday 2009
This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.
Hidden Holiday Blade
Holiday 2009
Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?
OMG Pony!!1
Awards
Pony pony pony pony...
Duke Nukem Forever
Holiday 2008
And ever. and ever. and ever.
Bamalam!
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Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.
Chief-in-a-Box
Holiday 2008
♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫
Eggnog Molotov
Holiday 2008
Someone really didn't think this through.
Spinning Button
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Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
The Escapist Contributor
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Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist
WarCry Contributor
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Granted for being a contributor to WarCry
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
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Planetside WAR!
I've joined the WAR! for The Escapist
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Zombie Hunter
Halloween Party!
Correctly identified all 30 zombies in WarCry's 30 Zombies in 30 Seconds game!
Monster Masher
Halloween Party!
Correctly identified all 30 monsters in WarCry's 30 Monsters in 30 Seconds game!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
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Has created a user profile.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Slogan Contest
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I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Valentine's Day (Stay Kewl)
Valentine's Day
Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
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Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Profiteer
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
TF2 Tournament Member
Special Events
I was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Rigged Dice
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You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Beta Chatter
Community
You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Bear Food
Personality Quizzes
You should probably just stay indoors and hope for the best.
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Puppy
Holiday 2009
Now name him something tough so he doesn't get picked on at school.
Titanium Spork
Holiday 2009
When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.
Monkey
Holiday 2009
Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!
Pony
Holiday 2009
Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Founder Prince
Community
Founder of User Group with 100 members
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
The Clancy
Special Events
Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Giddyup Pony!!1
Awards
Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
Loved It
Facebook
Shared 100 pieces of content using the Like button
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
Personality Quizzes
Before Jaws, there was you!
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
Did Somebody Call For A Doctor?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Witch Doctor result.
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Black Magic" Result
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Sometimes Dead Is Better
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Necromancer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
XCOM Marine
XCOM: The Beginning
Has fought 1 battle
XCOM Extraterrestrials
XCOM: The Beginning
YOU are the enemy unknown.
XCOM Elite Commander Unit
XCOM: The Beginning
An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!
XCOM Tactician
XCOM: The Beginning
Has won a battle
One of Many
XCOM: The Beginning
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
XCOM Special Forces
XCOM: The Beginning
Has fought 10 battles
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Cyber Celeb
Community
Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Epic Sharer
Facebook
Shared 500 pieces of content using the Like button
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Forgotten Soul
Special Events
Ooh, shiney!
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Bloodborne Pathogens
Quiz Awards
I took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club