Stick 'em in the tuckus!

"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.

Press B to found a city.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Always know your enemy.

You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Woo-oo!

I am videogame royalty.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

You are the scariest letter.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Earned the Undertow Vigor

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You've Seen Movies

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

They stole it from us. My precious.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

The Force is strong with you.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Earned the Monk result.

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Raptors rule!

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

So terribly tortured inside.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has been added as a friend.

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You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Robe and hat not included.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has created a user profile.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

We won the Webby...because we rule!