You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

No one will see you coming.

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched all episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

I know what you're going to say.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Knowledge is power. So are explosions.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has created a user profile.

Member of 1 User Group

Has set an avatar.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

So mopey...so sparkly.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

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Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Up, up and away!

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Earned the Iron Man result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Monk result.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Earned the Catwoman result.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

The Force is strong with you.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Earned the Charge Vigor

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Going to any page on WarCry.com

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.