Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the "Green Magic" Result

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

The first time is always the best time.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Posted a comment using Facebook

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Earned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You want to shoot things.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Both stylish and delicious.

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

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Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Earned the USS Discovery One

Earned the Barbarian Result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Earned the Yeti Result

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

You are the scariest letter.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

The Force is strong with you.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Has set an avatar.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

We are not alone.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

It's the only way to be sure.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!