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Member Since: 11 May 2009
Last Active: Jan 1, 2019 15:33
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Happy Camper
Personality Quizzes
The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Candy
Holiday 2009
Aww man, what, were they out of socks?
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Bad Luck
Personality Quizzes
You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Casual Nerd
Personality Quizzes
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Sontar HA!
Quiz Awards
Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Feline Fatale
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Armed and Operational
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Star Destroyer result
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
“Mirage” is My Middle Name
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Whiplash
Personality Quizzes
There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Torgue
Personality Quizzes
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
House of Daventry
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Ghost
Quiz Awards
The true special ops.
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Jack Frost
Personality Quizzes
You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Wolfenstein: The New Order, from MachineGames, in 2014.
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Dragon Age: Inquisition, from BioWare, in 2014.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Jaime Lannister
Personality Quizzes
People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Drax the Destroyer
Personality Quizzes
You don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
The Traveler
Quiz Awards
You completed the Destiny Quiz.
Ghost AI
Quiz Awards
Peter Dinklage being sarcastic robot AI is all I ever wanted in life.
Pre-Sequel Athena
Personality Quizzes
What are you waiting for? Get going.
Passed Varric's Dragon Age Test
Quiz Awards
"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Water into Blood
Personality Quizzes
Moses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.
I Voted Consistently!
Game of the Year 2014
You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
My Costume is Ready
Halloween 2015
You're keeping up with Halloween
TF2: Sniper
Quiz Awards
I’m not done yet, mate, not by a long shot.
Power Level Quiz - Saitama
Quiz Awards
One punch wonder, That's what they call me
Mercy
Quiz Awards
Heroes never die!
The Force is Strong
Personality Quizzes
You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.
Fallen Jedi
Personality Quizzes
Through victory, my chains are broken