Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

So terribly tortured inside.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Robe and hat not included.

Not for use while gaming.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

For hanging on walls, or wearing if it's a good party.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

No one will see you coming.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition