Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

You sexy thing.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

So terribly tortured inside.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

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Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has created a user profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

It's all about the music

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Member of 1 User Group

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Perfection is not an accident.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Going to any page on WarCry.com

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!

Woo-oo!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Small. Scrappy. Tree-Hugging.

I think we just found a Transformer!

At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Entered the BIOSTAR motherboard giveaway