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Personality QuizzesYou are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.
Personality QuizzesAin't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.
Personality QuizzesYou really, really, really want to kill your adopted father.
Personality QuizzesIt's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Drax the Destroyer
Personality QuizzesYou don't understand metaphor, but you do understand the word metaphor exists. Fingers on throat equal death!
Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Personality QuizzesYou'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Personality QuizzesSpace pirates beware!
The White Magic Girl
Personality QuizzesPure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
CommunityHas added their PSN account to their profile.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Valentine's Day Badge (1UP)
Valentine's DayThis candy heart does not mean you get an extra life and we will not be held accountable if you try and claim that :)
Voting Maniac 2009
Special EventsI voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Special EventsI backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
10 About 4
Quiz AwardsFor taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Quiz AwardsYou rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Quiz AwardsAced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz AwardsGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
The Escapist ShowWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Holiday 2009Save versus Fourth Edition.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
Personality QuizzesWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
Personality QuizzesRobe and hat not included.
The Jack of All Games
Personality QuizzesWho has time to finish games?
Personality QuizzesIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Best of the Best
Personality QuizzesAchievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
Personality QuizzesYou want to shoot things.
Personality QuizzesYou know games are meant to be modified.
Personality QuizzesYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Personality QuizzesArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
ContestsI'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
Personality QuizzesYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Personality QuizzesTwo tails, no waiting.
Personality QuizzesYour heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Personality QuizzesYou'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Personality QuizzesWhat you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Personality QuizzesPeople don't understand, you just want to help!
Personality QuizzesThe very definition of Nerd Power.
Personality QuizzesLoyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Quiz AwardsYou've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
ContentHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Hitting the Presses
ContentHas read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Personality QuizzesConvert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Personality QuizzesYou never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Personality QuizzesHit first, ask questions later.
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hand of Fate
Special EventsThe fates have decided ... along with your help.
Personality QuizzesYeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Personality QuizzesYou sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality QuizzesEarned the Catwoman result.
The Sex Symbol
Personality QuizzesIf you've got it, flaunt it.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality QuizzesWhose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Personality QuizzesYou've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
A Ticket to the Spider-man Musical
Holiday 2010Falling room only.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz AwardsAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
User Group Member
CommunityMember of 1 User Group
Quiz AwardsEveryone's favorite bloodsucking freak
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Personality QuizzesQuit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Personality QuizzesYou are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Personality QuizzesWhat's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Extra CreditsYou've got mail!
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Extra CreditsThrice educated on games and learning.
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
ContestsWelcome to Columbia!
CommunityHas linked their Steam account on their profile.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Personality QuizzesDon't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Personality QuizzesJudgment Day
Personality QuizzesPower is Life
Personality QuizzesHe come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Personality QuizzesDo a barrel roll!
Personality QuizzesOm nom nom nom!
Personality QuizzesIt's a-me Mario!
Quiz AwardsGod of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Black Widow result
God of Thunder
Personality QuizzesEarned the Thor result
Never Miss a Shot
Personality QuizzesEarned the Hawkeye Result
The First Avenger
Personality QuizzesEarned the Captain America Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality QuizzesEarned the Iron Man result
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality QuizzesEarned the Hulk result
Quiz AwardsCompleted the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It Easy
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality QuizzesEarned the "White Magic" Result
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?
Personality QuizzesEarned the Yeti Result
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz AwardsYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Basking in (Gaming) Obscurity
Quiz AwardsThere are very few games you haven't heard of or played through.
Quiz AwardsYou're a well traveled gamer!
Personality QuizzesYou induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Personality QuizzesWhen in doubt, empty your magazine.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz AwardsReward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Quiz AwardsGoing to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.
Quiz AwardsLow level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The BeginningVigilo Confido
XCOM: The BeginningHas fought 1 battle
XCOM: The BeginningHas won a battle
XCOM Special Forces
XCOM: The BeginningHas fought 10 battles
XCOM: The BeginningHas earned more than 10,000 treasure
XCOM Master Tactician
XCOM: The BeginningHas won 10 battles
One of Many
XCOM: The BeginningHas won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The BeginningParticipated in the XCOM Community Event!
Kill All Meatbags
Personality QuizzesQuery: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz AwardsYou know your way around a grimoire.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Quiz AwardsYou're the best hex in the west!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz AwardsFate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
More than Meets the Eye
Quiz AwardsDo it with style, or don’t do it at all.
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
It's Not Always About The Destination
Game of the Year 2012Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Quiz AwardsChristmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Quiz AwardsYou've Seen Movies
Quiz AwardsYou Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz AwardsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Quiz AwardsI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz AwardsYou've survived the impossible character quiz.
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsYou may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Quiz AwardsI have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Quiz AwardsYou've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz AwardsThe Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Dapper Daryl Dixon
Quiz AwardsTaken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz AwardsYou've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz AwardsWhen you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz AwardsButtercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz AwardsYour powers are no match for me silly billy.
Murder of Crows
Personality QuizzesEarned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Personality QuizzesThere will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
Personality QuizzesI am all powerful! Your new Master!
Personality QuizzesMental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing
Personality QuizzesWe're iron mongers, we make weapons.
Quiz AwardsThe Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Quiz AwardsOnce a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
Personality QuizzesYou're right. This is just the beginning.
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Quiz AwardsMy powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz AwardsI'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Quiz AwardsI'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Quiz AwardsMy haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Quiz AwardsWith great vengeance and furious anger.
Quiz AwardsMein Führer! I can walk!
Quiz AwardsIt's a me, in 3D.
Quiz AwardsThe best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Personality QuizzesVladof's time has come!
Personality QuizzesIt's Morphin' time!
Personality QuizzesThere are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Personality QuizzesEverything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
Eva Unit 01
Personality QuizzesEva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
Quiz AwardsPress Secretary
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsIf you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz AwardsHey! Where'd it go?
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz AwardsYou took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz AwardsYou sure know your cosplay!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz AwardsThis house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Personality QuizzesYou know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Personality QuizzesDon't you ever touch me again!
Rick Grimes Valentine
Personality QuizzesThe world was already in bad shape when we met.
Quiz AwardsI'M HELPING
Quiz AwardsZombie killer extraordinaire
Just like a Thief
Quiz AwardsYou successfully completed The Heist.
Personality QuizzesMmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Personality QuizzesI told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.
Personality QuizzesI just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Personality QuizzesDude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
Personality QuizzesDude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
JimquisitionIt's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz AwardsYou completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Quiz AwardsI think we just found a Transformer!
Quiz AwardsAt the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Quiz AwardsSunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Quiz AwardsYou've Powered Up!
Quiz AwardsPress B to found a city.
Quiz AwardsThe end of Earth will not be the end of us.
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
Personality QuizzesThough you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
Quiz AwardsPerfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.
Quiz AwardsI finished this.
Quiz AwardsWhat in the hell. This makes no sense.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Critical MissTook the Critical Miss quiz
Quiz AwardsCompleted the MLP Friendship quiz
Quiz AwardsCongrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!
Quiz AwardsWould you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
Halloween 2015You know which games give you nightmares
Scariest Badge Ever
Halloween 2015You know the scariest things ever imagined
Quiz AwardsHowdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.
Quiz AwardsAnime's real, RIGHT?!?!
Quiz AwardsIt's KILL or be KILLED
Quiz AwardsIt's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you...
Quiz Awards[Sweating Intensifies]
Quiz AwardsSince when were you the one in control?
Quiz AwardsI'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!
Quiz AwardsHuh? Did you just call me mom?
Quiz AwardsWhy not settle this … over a nice cup of tea?
Power Level Quiz - Powerpuff Girls
Quiz AwardsSugar, spice, and everything nice
Power Level Quiz - Saitama
Quiz AwardsOne punch wonder, That's what they call me
Pokemôn Go - Team Harmony
Quiz AwardsDisturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning
Quiz AwardsYou've taken the first step, at least.
Personality QuizzesThe Element of Loyalty
Quiz AwardsHeroes never die!