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Lvl 64 Klutz
Member Since: 8 Apr 2008
Last Active: May 1, 2017 04:56
Conductor
Personality Quizzes
You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.
Arcade Escapee
Halloween Party!
You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Cookie!
Awards
Om nom nom
The Escapist Contributor
Staff Awards
Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Beta Chatter
Community
You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Bamalam!
Awards
Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.
NYCC Escapist '09
Special Events
I attended The Escapist meet up at NYCC.
Spartan
Genre Wars
"This is SPARTA!"
Slogan Contest
Contests
I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Kongregate: Grid 16 (Honorable Mention)
Escapist GamerLympics
Honorable Mention in Kongregate's Grid 16
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
The Neutral
Fable II
Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.
Candy Canes
Holiday 2008
Sugary peppermint. And they look like a heart too. Awww.
Valentine's Day Badge (1UP)
Valentine's Day
This candy heart does not mean you get an extra life and we will not be held accountable if you try and claim that :)
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Red Faction "Video Mash-up Badge"
Contests
I create a mash-up for the Red Faction Video Mash-up Contest
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Batteries
Holiday 2009
Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
Watchman
Personality Quizzes
You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Clancy
Special Events
Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Zombie Doll
Holiday 2010
It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Dragon Nest Escapist Guild Member
Contests
A founding member of The Escapist's Official Guild on Dragon Nest
The Elder Scrolls: Novice
Quiz Awards
You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
King of the Turf
Contests
It's time for this gopher to make a stand!
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz Awards
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Sunflower
Quiz Awards
I'M HELPING
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
The Three Amigos
Miracle of Sound
Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Under the Dome
Quiz Awards
You took the Under the Dome quiz
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Confused Spud
Quiz Awards
What in the hell. This makes no sense.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.