The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

The Element of Honesty

You're keeping up with Halloween

All about the scary comics

You know the scariest things ever imagined

Likes Evil Dead-like movies

You know which games give you nightmares

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You read the very first This is How We Do It!

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

It's the only way to be sure.

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.

Take me to the crush!

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 4 Album

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.

Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

Because Asteroids.

Earned the Kratos result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You sure know your cosplay!

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

You bet I do!

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

You are the scariest letter.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Woo-oo!

I am videogame royalty.

It's Morphin' time!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

It's a me, in 3D.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Look out! It's a monster!

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've seen horrific things and lived.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

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Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Earned the Wizard result.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

Space pirates beware!

Brains are the name of the game.

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Power is Life

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You've uncovered all the Games of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

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You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Both stylish and delicious.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.