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MJpoland
Member Since: 12 Jan 2011
Last Active: Apr 3, 2020 07:43
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Laziness
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You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Frozen
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It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
What's in the Box?
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Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Blink Dog
Personality Quizzes
You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
The Original Swamp Thing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
The Penguin Flies Ever Alone
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Bomb
Personality Quizzes
Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
Personality Quizzes
Before Jaws, there was you!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
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Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Robot
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Bleep bloop!
Pit!
Personality Quizzes
A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a Time
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Space Janitor Result
Never Miss a Shot
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hawkeye Result
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Discovery One
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Black Magic" Result
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Sinister Symbiosis
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Venom" result.
Do Things By The Book
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
I Solve Practical Problems
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Murder of Crows
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Whiplash
Personality Quizzes
There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Jakobs
Personality Quizzes
Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.
Zord
Personality Quizzes
It's Morphin' time!
Silas Burr
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Edenia
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Centurion
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You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
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Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Neutral Batman
Personality Quizzes
It's a good tonic, altruism.
Desmond
Personality Quizzes
Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Alien: Isolation
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.
Hershel Valentine
Personality Quizzes
You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Kyle Broflovski
Personality Quizzes
Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Mastered Level 4
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 4 Album
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
The Three Amigos
Miracle of Sound
Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.
Completed Level 3
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album
Through River, Root and Stone...
Miracle of Sound
You've completed a long, long journey.
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album
Welcome to Level 1
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Tywin Lannister
Personality Quizzes
Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Cade Yeager
Quiz Awards
I think we just found a Transformer!
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Athena
Personality Quizzes
What are you waiting for? Get going.
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
You're a Survivor
Personality Quizzes
You've won The Hunger Games! Hopefully you don't get called back for a repeat...
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Darkness
Personality Quizzes
Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness spreads over Egypt--darkness that can be felt.
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
Jim Raynor
Quiz Awards
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Scariest Badge Ever
Halloween 2015
You know the scariest things ever imagined
Drawn to Horror
Halloween 2015
All about the scary comics
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
The Force is Strong
Personality Quizzes
You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.
Force User
Personality Quizzes
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge
The Old College Try
Quiz Awards
Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?
Centaur
Personality Quizzes
Milord! I-I mean Master!
Foolish Samurai
Quiz Awards
You've taken the first step, at least.
The Commando
Quiz Awards
Get to the chopper!