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Malty Milk Whistle
Member Since: 29 Oct 2011
Last Active: Feb 1, 2017 12:25
The Comic Relief
Personality Quizzes
With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Miracle of Goats
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Early Edition
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
Personality Quizzes
Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!
I'm Alive!
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Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.
The Original Swamp Thing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Face With A Name
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Has created a user profile.
Here Come the Drums
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Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Spinning Button
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Hitting the Presses
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Sam and Max!
Quiz Awards
You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a Time
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Space Janitor Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
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Earned the Iron Man result
These Are the Voyages...
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Earned the USS Enterprise
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Yeti Result
True Master of Illusions
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Mysterio" result
All-Seeing, All-Knowing
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Earned the Oracle result.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
I Can Has Friend?
Has added a friend!
User Group Member
Member of 1 User Group
You Like Me!
Has been added as a friend.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Personality Quizzes
Kill them with kindness.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Chris Redfield
Personality Quizzes
You can't kill me!
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
Personality Quizzes
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Yuriko Oyama
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
WarCry Visitor
Going to any page on
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Chaotic Batman
Personality Quizzes
When he finally loses it, will he know?
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Personality Quizzes
You're Rudolph! Hopefully soon you can join in on those reindeer games.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Personality Quizzes
In the heat of battle, there are only two things you can count on: your gut, and your Dahl equipment.
The Great Gonzo
Personality Quizzes
And now... classical music meets seafood!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Jaime Lannister
Personality Quizzes
People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Pre-Sequel Handsome Jack
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Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Scariest Badge Ever
Halloween 2015
You know the scariest things ever imagined
Quiz Awards
Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.