Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

Earned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Robe and hat not included.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Has been added as a friend.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Has added a friend!

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Aww man, what, were they out of socks?

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has fought 1 battle

Has set an avatar.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Falling room only.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

So terribly tortured inside.

Has won a battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 10 battles

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has won 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Amat victoria curam

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Tweet! Tweet!

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Raptors rule!

Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

The bears thought you were delicious.

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

Zug zug!

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Earned the Android Result

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Iron Man result

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Earned the Star Destroyer result

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Maximum grizzledness!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the "Black Magic" Result

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

You're pretty average.

No one will see you coming.

I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

They stole it from us. My precious.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Earned the Possession Vigor

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

By right and privilege, you rule Rome.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?

The original hashashin.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Nobody learns without getting it wrong!