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MatParker116
Member Since: 4 Feb 2009
Last Active: Sep 10, 2020 11:49
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Laziness
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You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
On Fire
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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
The Jack of All Games
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Who has time to finish games?
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
4th Birthday
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Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Toasty
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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Team Rocket
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You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Hand of Fate
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The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Dabbler
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You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Sex Symbol
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If you've got it, flaunt it.
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Bow-Wow With a Bow (Wow!)
Holiday 2010
Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Louis
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So terribly tortured inside.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
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Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
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You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
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It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
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Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
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Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
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Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
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Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
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Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Homo Sapiens
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Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Romero Zombie
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When there's no more room in hell...
Rookie
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Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Sergeant
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Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Walker
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You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
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Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
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Halloween 2015
You know the scariest things ever imagined