Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Woo-oo!

Earned the USS Enterprise

Earned the Captain America Result

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You have captured a Fallen Angel.

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

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You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

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You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Aced the BioShock quiz

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Gamers are the new supermen.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has fought 1 battle

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has set an avatar.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Member of 1 User Group

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has created a user profile.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Has completed 75 quizzes

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Whatever you do, don't click here.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

You've heard of the The Elder Scrolls in name only.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

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Keep the beat!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Raptors rule!

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Brains are the name of the game.

Do a barrel roll!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

Earned the Space Janitor Result

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Earned the Barbarian Result

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Loch Ness Monster result

Earned the "Mysterio" result

Earned the Oracle result.

You really like playing games that are within other games.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

There are very few games you haven't heard of or played through.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Consider spicing up your life with some new hobbies or interests.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Voted for Persona 4 Golden for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You have taken the Xbox quiz

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You rock the platformers.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Enter The Darkness

I'M HELPING

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Wakka wakka

There there, you're just the happy angel.

Good, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Always know your enemy.

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

Die, Allied schweinehund

Better luck next time.

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You got every question right! You're ready to find all the world's mutants and save them from whatever.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.

Everyday I'm settlin'

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

You've Powered Up!

SO CUTE

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

I finished this.

You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.

Took the Critical Miss quiz

Completed the MLP Friendship quiz

You know which games give you nightmares

Likes Evil Dead-like movies

Ready to take on scary tabletop games

All about the scary comics

Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.

One punch wonder, That's what they call me

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning

Nobody learns without getting it wrong!

You've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge

Even if you didn't get them all, at least you tried. Right?

You've taken the first step, at least.

The Element of Honesty