He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Woo-oo!

People don't understand, you just want to help!

You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

There are some things you just love to hate.

You want to shoot things.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Member of 1 User Group

Has added a friend!

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Robe and hat not included.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

So terribly tortured inside.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

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Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

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Zug zug!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

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Earned the Captain America Result

Earned the USS Discovery One

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Guns, guns and more guns!

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

When there's no more room in hell...

The Force is strong with you.

Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

You're right. This is just the beginning.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Chief of Staff

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Hey! Where'd it go?

You bet I do!

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

The true special ops.

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You rock the platformers.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Earned the Private Drake result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

It's not easy being green.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You took the Under the Dome quiz

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

You completed the Destiny Quiz.

SO CUTE

You may survive for a little while, but ultimately you're xenomorph food.

Man, that quiz made me thirsty. How about some overcharge?

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

Ready to take on scary tabletop games

Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.

Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]

Mine's bigger than yours.