Member Since: 7 Jan 2008
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Quiz AwardsGod of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Halloween Party!Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz
Quiz AwardsMy haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz AwardsKnows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz AwardsLong live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz AwardsGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
ContestsThe ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*
ContestsI took the survey! I am a statistic!
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
Red Faction Badge
ContestsBetter Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Voting Maniac 2009
Special EventsI voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Halloween Party!Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Halloween Party!Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza
Holiday 2008She's like a GPS that talks back to you.
Batteries Not Included
Halloween Party!Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz
Halloween Party!Got the Bad Ending in POTA2
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Holiday 2009Aww man, what, were they out of socks?
ContestsI'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
The Lich King
ContestsYou've got this villain thing down cold.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
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Hersheys Mini Bars
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Quiz AwardsSo terribly tortured inside.
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
ContestsWelcome to Columbia!
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming EvolvedPerfection is not an accident.
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
CommunityI took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Personality QuizzesGot milk?
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
Pick Your Path AwardsThe bears thought you were delicious.
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Pick Your Path AwardsYou've lost your best and only friend...
Prince of Madness
Pick Your Path AwardsCats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path AwardsIt's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Pick Your Path AwardsMeep, Merp, Muuu!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
All About The Credits
Personality QuizzesEarned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz AwardsAced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Personality QuizzesBleep bloop!
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
God of Thunder
Personality QuizzesEarned the Thor result
Personality QuizzesEarned the Jersey Devil Result
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Quiz AwardsAny tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quiz AwardsYou have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz AwardsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Quiz AwardsI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Murder of Crows
Personality QuizzesEarned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Quiz AwardsI'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Personality QuizzesSHOOTEMUP SHOOTEMUP! BANG BANG!
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
Quiz AwardsAssistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Personality QuizzesEarned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz