A light from the shadow shall spring.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."

I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Robe and hat not included.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Stay away from da voodoo.

Welcome to Columbia!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

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The very definition of Nerd Power.

This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has created a user profile.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has set an avatar.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

So mopey...so sparkly.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Would you like another pellet?

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

It's all about the music

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Computer Psychologist

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Earned the Wizard result.

Earned the Catwoman result.

No one will see you coming.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Going to any page on WarCry.com

And as the smoke clears, they will know their destruction came from a Maliwan weapon.

I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition