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A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

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Whatever you do, don't click here.

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It's a-me Mario!

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You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

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You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

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I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

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Going to any page on WarCry.com

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Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

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Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

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Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014