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Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Punch first, think later.

Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Stay away from da voodoo.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Robe and hat not included.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

You only play really Important games.

Doesn't it look futuristic?

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Has created a user profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

You've got mail!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Earned the Battlestar Galactica result

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Catwoman result.

Earned the Loch Ness Monster result

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Posted a comment using Facebook

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

The first time is always the best time.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Alright, let's do this!

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

SO CUTE

Really quite friendly if you get to know him