Whatever you do, don't click here.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

I know what you're going to say.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.

You successfully completed The Heist.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

So terribly tortured inside.

Robe and hat not included.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has set an avatar.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the USS Discovery One

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Member of 1 User Group

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

When there's no more room in hell...

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You are the scariest letter.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

The first time is always the best time.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

There are only two things that could make this better...

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Earned the Undertow Vigor

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

I am videogame royalty.

Hey! Where'd it go?

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen.

The things I do for England.

Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!