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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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Stretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.

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Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

You have defeated Sid Meier's Quiz at the highest difficulty.

Press B to found a city.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Anime's real, RIGHT?!?!

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