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Member Since: 30 Jul 2008
Last Active: Feb 6, 2020 04:28
Thanks!
Awards
You...you've earned it.
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Patron Saint of Oppression
Staff Awards
Ask me about my banhammer
Guest Reviewer
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Has had a Guest Review published on The Escapist
The Escapist Contributor
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Granted for being a contributor to The Escapist
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Escapist Gold Badge
Planetside WAR!
VICTORIOUS!
Slogan Contest
Contests
I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Neutral
Fable II
Maybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Bamalam!
Awards
Is a proud member of the Dance Dance Kitty revolution.
Cyber Celeb
Community
Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Bells
Holiday 2008
"Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow" - Tennyson
Lover, not a Fighter
Community
Has added more than 100 friends.
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Maven
Community
Has received and read messages from 100 people.
Valentine's Day (4EVAR)
Valentine's Day
Not sure if 4EVAR is good or bad, but at least it's SWEET!
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Unconquerable
Genre Wars
"Veni, vidi, vici."
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Profiteer
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Fruitcake
Holiday 2009
It's fruit AND cake. It's like, good for you! You should definitely share.
On a Role
Community
Has contributed to RP Digest
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Luigi, the Second Banana
Personality Quizzes
You never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
The Clancy
Special Events
Twittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
A Mouse for Your House
Holiday 2010
Clicky, not Mickey
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Help me! Please!
Rise of Nightmares
Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nightwing result.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Thieves Like To Sneak
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
XCOM Elite Commander Unit
XCOM: The Beginning
An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!
XCOM Extraterrestrials
XCOM: The Beginning
YOU are the enemy unknown.
XCOM Marine
XCOM: The Beginning
Has fought 1 battle
XCOM Tactician
XCOM: The Beginning
Has won a battle
One of Many
XCOM: The Beginning
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
War Economist
XCOM: The Beginning
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
XCOM Special Forces
XCOM: The Beginning
Has fought 10 battles
XCOM Master Tactician
XCOM: The Beginning
Has won 10 battles
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Orbital Kitten Hugs
Special Events
You participated in The Escapist's DUST 514 live streaming event!
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz Awards
Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Super Sleuth
Community
Impressively investigative.
Hunter Extraordinaire
Community
I have a particular set of skills...
My Costume is Ready
Halloween 2015
You're keeping up with Halloween