It's a good tonic, altruism.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

You've Seen Movies

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Happiness is a warm puppy

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

They stole it from us. My precious.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Earned the "Lizard" result.

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Has set an avatar.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I am videogame royalty.

Woo-oo!

Press Secretary

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.

Caesar is home.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.