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Member Since: 18 Nov 2009
Last Active: Sep 7, 2013 16:00
The Comic Relief
Personality Quizzes
With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
Bow & Arrow
Personality Quizzes
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Navi
Personality Quizzes
People don't understand, you just want to help!
The Koopa King
Personality Quizzes
You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
I Just Had A Feeling
March Mayhem 2010
Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Hidden Holiday Blade
Holiday 2009
Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle
2010 Summer E Games
I voted in every match-up of the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle!
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Bow-Wow With a Bow (Wow!)
Holiday 2010
Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Dracula
Quiz Awards
Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Kobold
Personality Quizzes
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Ogre
Personality Quizzes
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Sexy Elf
The Escapist Show
Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Never Miss a Shot
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hawkeye Result
We Gave Our Lives For Normandy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the SSV Normandy result
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Millennium Falcon result
Loyal Servant Until The End
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.
All-Seeing, All-Knowing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Oracle result.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition