Member Since: 25 Mar 2009
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Critical MissTook the Critical Miss quiz
Personality QuizzesStretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.
Personality QuizzesI will rip out your spine and defecate on it!
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Xbox quiz
Personality QuizzesShiny. So. Shiny.
The Misfit Toys
Personality QuizzesYou're The Misfit Toys! You exist.
Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Personality QuizzesYou know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz AwardsTook the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz AwardsI am videogame royalty.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
Personality QuizzesAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Personality QuizzesI am all powerful! Your new Master!
Quiz AwardsMy powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Personality QuizzesVladof's time has come!
Personality QuizzesNothin's over while I'm breathin'
Quiz AwardsAw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz AwardsFate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Personality QuizzesThey stole it from us. My precious.
Quiz AwardsTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
“My Dear Corvo…”
Game of the Year 2012Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Everybody Loves Good Androids
Personality QuizzesEarned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Kill All Meatbags
Personality QuizzesQuery: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
“Mirage” is My Middle Name
Personality QuizzesEarned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Personality QuizzesYou induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Personality QuizzesLock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
Quiz AwardsIn space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
Quiz AwardsYou're a well traveled gamer!
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz AwardsYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Oracle result.
Knowledge is Power
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Blue Magic" Result
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?
Personality QuizzesEarned the Yeti Result
Never Miss a Shot
Personality QuizzesEarned the Hawkeye Result
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality QuizzesMostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality QuizzesEarned the USS Discovery One
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
Personality QuizzesBefore Jaws, there was you!
CommunityHas linked their Steam account on their profile.
Personality QuizzesUp, up and away!
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz AwardsYou've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Bark at the Moon
Personality QuizzesEarned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality QuizzesEarned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Geek to the Core
Personality QuizzesYou wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Personality QuizzesYou know games are meant to be modified.
Personality QuizzesYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Personality QuizzesScientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Personality QuizzesRobe and hat not included.
The Old Veteran
Personality QuizzesAdventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Personality QuizzesWhy can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Personality QuizzesYou are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Personality QuizzesYou got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Quiz AwardsAmat victoria curam
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz AwardsEarned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Personality QuizzesYou listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
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Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Personality QuizzesYou mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Extra CreditsFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Holiday 2009This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
The Escapist ShowWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
CommunityHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Face With A Name
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Make Yourself At Home
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