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Penguinplayer
Member Since: 31 Mar 2009
Last Active: Aug 3, 2015 01:02
A Mouse for Your House
Holiday 2010
Clicky, not Mickey
Conductor
Personality Quizzes
You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Kobold
Personality Quizzes
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Grenade
Holiday 2009
This pineapple is not for eating. Take your fruit outside and play.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Edward
Quiz Awards
So mopey...so sparkly.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
2nd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
Yay Friendship!
Personality Quizzes
What's "grizzled" mean?
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
True Master of Illusions
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Mysterio" result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Siren
Personality Quizzes
Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The Midnight Channel
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Persona 4 Golden for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Bucking Bronco
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Jakobs
Personality Quizzes
Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
House of Daventry
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Death Before Dishonor
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Colonel Radec result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Atari 2600
Personality Quizzes
Because Asteroids.
Santa
Personality Quizzes
You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Forbidden Island
Personality Quizzes
Why would you even go somewhere named that.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet