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Phlakes
Member Since: 25 Mar 2010
Last Active: Jan 1, 2020 05:27
Live Long and Prosper
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Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
On Fire
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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
+1 Badge of Mental Might
Awards
I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Profiteer
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
Berserker
Genre Wars
"KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN"
Mogul
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 100,000 treasure
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
The Tinker
Personality Quizzes
You know games are meant to be modified.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Watchman
Personality Quizzes
You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Unconquerable
Genre Wars
"Veni, vidi, vici."
Strategist
Genre Wars
Has won 50 battles
Zombie Doll
Holiday 2010
It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Edward
Quiz Awards
So mopey...so sparkly.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM 2011 Crystal Ball
March Mayhem 2011
I correctly predicted Mojang AB as the March Mayhem 2011 event!
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Hot Stuff
Quiz Awards
You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
11th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Loyal Servant Until The End
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Space Zombie
Quiz Awards
In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
An End, Once And For All
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
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You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Dapper Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Nerf Blaster
Contests
Experienced Day 2 of the Expo Showcase!
Cahtzee
Contests
Experienced Day 3 of the Expo Showcase!
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz