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Proteus214
Member Since: 31 Jul 2009
Last Active: Aug 29, 2018 23:18
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
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The Pretentionist
Personality Quizzes
You only play really Important games.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Flash Game Playoffs: Castle Crashing the Beard (Gold)
Summer E Games
For giving a whooping to the Beard in the quickest time
I Just Had A Feeling
March Mayhem 2010
Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Epic Quiz - Summer E Games
Summer E Games
Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz
Flash Game Playoffs: Music Catch 2 (Silver)
Summer E Games
Second Place in Summer E Games' Flash Game Playoff: Music Catch 2
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
AVP Battle - Alien
Contests
May the Aliens reign supreme! Join the AVP Battle!
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Quiz Awards
Aced the Oscars quiz
Sexy Elf
The Escapist Show
Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Horror Survival
Halloween Party!
Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz
Summer E Games - Legacy Battle 100%
Summer E Games
I voted in every Legacy Battle!
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz Awards
You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Epic Quiz Badge
2010 Summer E Games
I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Alien InQUIZition Survivor
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.