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Proverbial Jon
Member Since: 10 Nov 2009
Last Active: Jan 28, 2016 16:20
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Fox McCloud!
Personality Quizzes
Do a barrel roll!
Hey, Where's My Wallet?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Sly Cooper result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Lord of Time and Space
Quiz Awards
Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz Awards
You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Miles Prower
Personality Quizzes
Two tails, no waiting.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Zombie
Personality Quizzes
Brains are the name of the game.
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Iron Man result
So Say We All
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Battlestar Galactica result
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to Lose
Personality Quizzes
Maximum grizzledness!
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Virus Zombie
Quiz Awards
Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
An End, Once And For All
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Five Favorites 2012
Contests
You know what we like for 2012!
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Alien InQUIZition Survivor
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Yahtzee's Hat
Quiz Awards
He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Best Buds Forever
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jak and Daxter result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Ring-winner
Quiz Awards
You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Stay Frosty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz Awards
Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
The Three Amigos
Miracle of Sound
Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Welcome to Level 1
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album
Completed Level 3
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album
But There's One They Fear...
Miracle of Sound
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Loremaster
Quiz Awards
The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
The Blitzkrieg Quiz!
Quiz Awards
Tanks for playing.
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz