The first time is always the best time.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

I know what you're going to say.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

You are the scariest letter.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

I am Crimson Dynamo. I am break you!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

I am videogame royalty.

I am videogame royalty.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Press B to found a city.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

Has completed 25 quizzes.