Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So mopey...so sparkly.

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

The Force is strong with you.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has fought 1 battle

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Solo is for suckers

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

Has been added as a friend.

Clicky, not Mickey

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Raptors rule!

Bleep bloop!

Do a barrel roll!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Space pirates beware!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the Space Janitor Result

Earned the Thor result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Maximum grizzledness!

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Yeti Result

Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Has completed 75 quizzes

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You know your way around a grimoire.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Voted for FTL for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

It's a me, in 3D.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Woo-oo!

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

You bet I do!

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

You rock the platformers.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

There there, you're just the happy angel.

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Take me to the crush!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

SO CUTE

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

I finished this.

Tanks for playing.

Took the Critical Miss quiz

The things I do for England.

All about the scary comics