Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You sexy thing.

They keep forever, and can cure anything.

They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!

This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!

The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

I took the survey! I am a statistic!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 10 battles

Has won more than one battle consecutively

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 25 quizzes.

"Crush your enemies!"

"See them driven before you!"

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

May the Aliens reign supreme! Join the AVP Battle!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

You want to shoot things.

You know games are meant to be modified.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Robe and hat not included.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So mopey...so sparkly.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Welcome to Columbia!

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Earned the The Cat result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

It's Morphin' time!

I am videogame royalty.

Woo-oo!

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

And now... classical music meets seafood!

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.