You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Guns, guns and more guns!

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

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You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Robe and hat not included.

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Gamers are the new supermen.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Has won a battle

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Has fought 1 battle

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

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Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

I know what you're going to say.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

You've got mail!

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Would you like another pellet?

Whatever you do, don't click here.

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Welcome to Columbia!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the USS Enterprise

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Monk result.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've seen horrific things and lived.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

You're right. This is just the beginning.

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

It's Morphin' time!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Woo-oo!

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker

Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Bishop result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.

You said this button does what?

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Die, Allied schweinehund

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

Bodacious!

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

If you were a Sim, you'd probably have a bad run in with some high voltage.

You've gotten through one day, but unfortunately you haven't really planned that far ahead so you probably get taken at night.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

You've won The Hunger Games! Hopefully you don't get called back for a repeat...

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness spreads over Egypt--darkness that can be felt.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.

Posted a comment using Facebook

[Sweating Intensifies]

You're keeping up with Halloween

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Milord! I-I mean Master!