The Escapist > Profiles > Realitycrash
Not Online
Realitycrash
Member Since: 12 Dec 2010
Last Active: Aug 23, 2017 19:28
Real Ultimate Poster
Forum Awards
Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hulk result
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
Ursula
Personality Quizzes
What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Blink Dog
Personality Quizzes
You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
A Mouse for Your House
Holiday 2010
Clicky, not Mickey
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Always in the Dark
Quiz Awards
Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Elder Scrolls: Novice
Quiz Awards
You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.
Drummer Drumming
Personality Quizzes
Keep the beat!
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
By the Goddess!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Sam and Max!
Quiz Awards
You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Black Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Sinister Symbiosis
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Venom" result.
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Rage Zombie
Quiz Awards
DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Torgue
Personality Quizzes
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Daryl Dixon
Personality Quizzes
"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."
Lawful Batman
Personality Quizzes
Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce.
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Look Into My Eye
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
The Great Gonzo
Personality Quizzes
And now... classical music meets seafood!
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Darkness
Personality Quizzes
Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness spreads over Egypt--darkness that can be felt.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Sarah Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades
Quiz Awards
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Vault Resident
Quiz Awards
Congrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!
Critically Scary
Halloween 2015
Ready to take on scary tabletop games
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.