Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Earned the Iron Man result

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Power is Life

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You said this button does what?

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

There are only two things that could make this better...

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

When merely winning isn't enough.

I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

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Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Honorable Mention - Caption Contest "Strawberry Warrior" - 2010 Summer E Games

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Aced the BioShock quiz

Has set an avatar.

Shiny!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has earned more than 100,000 treasure

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has won 10 battles

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has created a user profile.

Has fought 1 battle

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has won a battle

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle

Has earned more than 50,000 treasure

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Gamers are the new supermen.

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Has won 50 battles

Has fought 100 battles

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Aced the Oscars quiz

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Who has time to finish games?

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You've got this villain thing down cold.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Member of 15 user groups

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

What's more sinister than an octopus drag queen?

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Would you like another pellet?

You've got mail!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

Watched all episodes of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Welcome to Columbia!

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

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Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Fight me if you dare.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Earned the Space Janitor Result

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the Thor result

Earned the Captain America Result

Earned the Hulk result

Earned the Moya result

Earned the Wizard result.

Earned the Demon Hunter result.

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Earned the "Green Goblin" result.

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Earned the Catwoman result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've Seen Movies

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

You're right. This is just the beginning.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Vladof's time has come!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Woo-oo!

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Making mothers proud.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

Thanks for voting!

You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker

Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play The Elder Scrolls Online, from Zenimax Online Studio, in 2014.

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

The world was already in bad shape when we met.

I'M HELPING

You successfully completed The Heist.

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Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

And now... classical music meets seafood!

There there, you're just the happy angel.

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

"WAKE UP, NEW YORK! You want to show Wall Street who really has the power? What happens to Bennett's hired guns when the muscle in to shut you down? Send a message, New York! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"

Ooh, shiney!

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Caesar is home.

And she don't care.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

COWABUNGA!

If you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

SO CUTE

You've gotten through one day, but unfortunately you haven't really planned that far ahead so you probably get taken at night.

You Vault hunters think you're different from bandits, but you're not.

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.

You've won The Hunger Games! Hopefully you don't get called back for a repeat...

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Stretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014