Really quite friendly if you get to know him

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

You are the scariest letter.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

Robe and hat not included.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You want to shoot things.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Aced the Oscars quiz

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has set an avatar.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has created a user profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

You've got mail!

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Shiny!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Power is Life

Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the Hulk result

Earned the Moya result

Earned the Barbarian Result

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Earned the "Red Magic" Result

Earned the Yeti Result

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Earned the "Green Goblin" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Guns, guns and more guns!

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

The Force is strong with you.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Possession Vigor

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I am videogame royalty.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

For a cleaner, safer America to wreak havoc in. No Stripper Left Behind.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're Frosty! You won't spend the holidays alone, if it's the last thing you do.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

It's not easy being green.

You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Take me to the crush!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

Savage. Bloodthirsty. Brutal.

SO CUTE

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

You're keeping up with Halloween

One punch wonder, That's what they call me