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Heroes may die, but legends endure.

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Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

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Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

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Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

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Has added more than 10 friends.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

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Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Has received and read messages from 10 people.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

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Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

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Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Posted a comment using Facebook

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Has completed 25 quizzes.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

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Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

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Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

Posted Facebook comments on more than 100 pieces of content

Earned the Hawkeye Result

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Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

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Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the Catwoman result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

Guns, guns and more guns!

When there's no more room in hell...

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

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Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

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You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Vladof's time has come!

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

I am videogame royalty.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Hey! Where'd it go?

For a cleaner, safer America to wreak havoc in. No Stripper Left Behind.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

You have taken the Xbox quiz

Has completed 75 quizzes

You most want to play Destiny, from Bungie, in 2014.

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Took the Critical Miss quiz

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One punch wonder, That's what they call me

In the darkest night we are the flame

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Sorry! Sorry, I?m sorry. Sorry

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Who wasn't scared of that thing?