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Sarge034
Member Since: 24 Feb 2011
Last Active: Mar 7, 2017 19:04
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Owlbear
Personality Quizzes
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Leon Kennedy
Personality Quizzes
You're right. This is just the beginning.
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Sontar HA!
Quiz Awards
Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Maid-a-Milking
Personality Quizzes
Got milk?
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Cyberdyne Systems
Personality Quizzes
Judgment Day
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Pit!
Personality Quizzes
A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
For the Good of the Collective
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Computer Psychologist
Never Miss a Shot
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hawkeye Result
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Millennium Falcon result
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Do Things By The Book
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Whiplash
Personality Quizzes
There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Chris Redfield
Personality Quizzes
You can't kill me!
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Vladof
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Silas Burr
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Shaundi
Quiz Awards
Director of the Secret Service
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Neutral Batman
Personality Quizzes
It's a good tonic, altruism.
Lawful Batman
Personality Quizzes
Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce.
Evil Batman
Personality Quizzes
Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?
Desmond
Personality Quizzes
Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Xbox Aficionado
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Xbox quiz
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Katniss Everdeen
Quiz Awards
You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Frosty the Snowman
Personality Quizzes
You're Frosty! You won't spend the holidays alone, if it's the last thing you do.
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
Stay Frosty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Titanfall
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
Michonne Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Don't you ever touch me again!
Sunflower
Quiz Awards
I'M HELPING
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Miss Piggy
Personality Quizzes
Moi's hair has natural curls. So does my tail.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Personality Quizzes
"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."
Classic Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
Die, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Pre-Sequel Nisha
Personality Quizzes
You Vault hunters think you're different from bandits, but you're not.
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
I Kinda MOBA, Bro!
Quiz Awards
You completed the Do You Even MOBA, Bro? Quiz
Timothy Dalton
Quiz Awards
More like a problem eliminator.
TF2: Soldier
Quiz Awards
If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
Chara
Quiz Awards
Since when were you the one in control?