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Simalacrum
Member Since: 17 Apr 2008
Last Active: Apr 11, 2016 14:00
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Forum Inferno
Forum Awards
Created a topic with over 100,000 views.
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
I Just Had A Feeling
March Mayhem 2010
Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Slogan Contest
Contests
I helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Valentine's Day (Cyber Me)
Valentine's Day
You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Chief-in-a-Box
Holiday 2008
♫ All around invaded Earth / the SPARTAN drove the Warthog ♫
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Hidden Holiday Blade
Holiday 2009
Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Zombie Doll
Holiday 2010
It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Prince of Madness
Pick Your Path Awards
Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Herbert, Nooooo!
Pick Your Path Awards
You've lost your best and only friend...
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
The First Avenger
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Captain America Result
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Everybody Loves Good Androids
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles