Member Since: 16 Jan 2008
Escapist Gold Badge
AwardsYou...you've earned it.
Photoshop: Goats (Gold)
Escapist GamerLympicsFirst Place - Photoshop: Goats - 2008 GamerLympics
Genre Wars"See them driven before you!"
Kongregate: Mr. Bounce (Silver)
Escapist GamerLympicsSecond place in Kongregate's Mr. Bounce
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Fable IIMaybe you're good, maybe you're not. But you're definitely you, and that's what matters.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
Genre Wars"Veni, vidi, vici."
Genre WarsHas won 50 battles
Holiday 2008Who doesn't love holly? You can put it on anything.
Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
CommunityHas added more than 10 friends.
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
CommunityHas received and read messages from 25 people.
CommunityHas received and read messages from 10 people.
You Really Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!
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I Can Has Friend?
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Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
ContestsI helped with a Slogan for The Escapist!
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 25 others.
ContestsThe ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*
ContestsI took the survey! I am a statistic!
Valentine's Day (U Pwn My Heart)
Valentine's DayYou are so l33t you pwn my heart....awww...*gag*
Voting Maniac 2009
Special EventsI voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
Genre WarsHas won a battle
Genre WarsHas won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas fought 10 battles
Genre Wars"Crush your enemies!"
Genre WarsHas earned more than 25,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas won more than one battle consecutively
Genre WarsHas won 10 battles
Genre WarsHas earned more than 50,000 treasure
Genre WarsHas earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Genre WarsHas won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Genre WarsHas earned more than 100,000 treasure
Genre Wars"Surrender Monkey!"
CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
TF2 Tournament Member
Special EventsI was part of The Escapist's TF2 Tournament!
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
CommunityHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
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There Will Be BrawlWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
The Escapist ShowWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
The Escapist ShowWatched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
ContentHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be BrawlWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Holiday 2009Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.
CommunityHas received and read messages from 50 people.
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesWhy bother with the main story when you can explore?
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Personality QuizzesYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Holiday 2010It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Personality QuizzesQuit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Hitting the Presses
ContentHas read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality QuizzesEarned the Millennium Falcon result
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition