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Sir Broccoli
Member Since: 17 Sep 2008
Last Active: Jul 15, 2014 10:57
Titanium Spork
Holiday 2009
When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
The Tinker
Personality Quizzes
You know games are meant to be modified.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Mmm... Cheese!
Holiday 2010
Come and behold the power of cheese.
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Health Potion
Holiday 2008
They keep forever, and can cure anything.
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Mogul
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 100,000 treasure
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
Profiteer
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 50,000 treasure
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
ZP Mashup
Contests
The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Valentine's Day (DING!)
Valentine's Day
You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Genre Veteran
Genre Wars
Has fought 100 battles
Strategist
Genre Wars
Has won 50 battles
Tycoon
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 1,000,000 treasure
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Drow
Personality Quizzes
Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Feline Fatale
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Fargus!
Quiz Awards
You're as clever as a court jester.
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: The Spider
Quiz Awards
You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Discovery One
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Revenge Solves Everything
Personality Quizzes
What do you do with a drunken whaler...
You've Got to Laugh, Haven't You?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jakobs
Personality Quizzes
Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album