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SonofaJohannes
Member Since: 18 Apr 2011
Last Active: Feb 23, 2017 18:24
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
King of the Terrible Lizards
Personality Quizzes
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Casualty
Personality Quizzes
You make head wounds look good.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
XCOM Extraterrestrials
XCOM: The Beginning
YOU are the enemy unknown.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Silence is Deadly
Personality Quizzes
No one ever suspects The Mime.
Rage Zombie
Quiz Awards
DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Do Things By The Book
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Barbarian Rage!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Barbarian Result
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Discovery One
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hulk result
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a Time
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Space Janitor Result
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Samus Aran!
Personality Quizzes
Space pirates beware!
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
The Kid
Personality Quizzes
You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Bomb
Personality Quizzes
Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!
The Original Swamp Thing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Green (Poisonous) Thumb
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
DDKR Champion
The Escapist Show
Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Watchman
Personality Quizzes
You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Troll
Personality Quizzes
Stay away from da voodoo.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Shock Jockey
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Leon Kennedy
Personality Quizzes
You're right. This is just the beginning.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Jakobs
Personality Quizzes
Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.
Eva Unit 01
Personality Quizzes
Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Yuriko Oyama
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Pierce Washington
Quiz Awards
Communications Director
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
What?
Personality Quizzes
I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!