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I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Member of 1 User Group

Solo is for suckers

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has created a user profile.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Millennium Falcon result

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Reward for Acing the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

You're a master Tree Hugger!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

All hail the Dark Lord of Christmas!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

You've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

You've obviously abducted the answers to the quiz.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand ... I simply am not there.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Woo-oo!

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

By right and privilege, you rule Rome.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.

Hey! Where'd it go?

The most important part of Grand Theft Auto V.

You bet I do!

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

The true special ops.

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You have mastered the Xbox quiz

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

The Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Shiny. So. Shiny.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

Thanks for voting!

I'M HELPING

Zombie killer extraordinaire

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

It's not easy being green.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

Good, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

You are Hercules, slayer of lions, winner of quizzes!

If you were a Sim, you'd probably have a bad run in with some high voltage.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Press B to found a city.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

Your space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.

You've won The Hunger Games! Hopefully you don't get called back for a repeat...

Stretch out your hand toward the sky so that darkness spreads over Egypt--darkness that can be felt.

The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!

Who said math has no practical, real-world applications?

Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.

I finished this.

What in the hell. This makes no sense.

You're just as clever as professional rogue Mortdecai... though that might not be a compliment.

Tanks for playing.

Got 100% on the Blitzkrieg Quiz!

You've spent your entire life studying for this degree.

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.

Took the Critical Miss quiz

Has completed 75 quizzes

Congrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.